Astronauts Reid Wiseman and Alex Gerst continue enacting the real-life space buddy-movie we never knew we always wanted. From sticking a video camera inside a water bubble in microgravity to carefully measuring out their living quarters, they supply a steady stream of surreal reality from the space station.
Talking to @astro_alex tonight as he was floating upside down I realized it is hard to maintain eye contact with an inverted human.
— Reid Wiseman (@astro_reid) September 18, 2014
SpaceX seems to be a source of delight for our astronauts, as they gleefully embraced the Dragon’s name as justification for projecting personality on the cargo carrier during the recent delivery run. While Wiseman teased that it wasn’t every day he woke up to being chased by a dragon, Gerst had a more poetic response:
A #Dragon spitting fire / Der Drache speit Feuer. #BlueDot @SpaceX pic.twitter.com/ImRFpCmLCW
— Alexander Gerst (@Astro_Alex) September 25, 2014
Gerst uses the Canadarm to snag the Dragon capsule in tight to the station, with Wiseman providing moral support and backup. Image credits: ESA/NASA
What happens when you put a video camera inside a water bubble in microgravity? As good scientists should, Gerst and Wiseman found out through direct experimentation, sharing their observations with this Vine from space. Make sure to have sound on to enjoy the acoustic distortion to go along with the fun-house-mirror optical refraction:
#SpaceVine of a video camera we inserted into a floating water bubble. #Acoustics #Refraction https://t.co/rCV3zyTeGb
— Reid Wiseman (@astro_reid) September 27, 2014
When a bolt stuck on an experiment, Gerst engaged in some clever improvisation to work around the problem:
MacGyver methods in space: used shaving cream and a saw to cut a stuck launch bolt off the great #EML experiment pic.twitter.com/slPbTvYzzZ
— Alexander Gerst (@Astro_Alex) September 16, 2014
He then explained that by coating the blade in shaving cream, the bolt shavings stuck to the blade, avoiding contaminating the air.
Working in space is all about this kind of improvisation. Unlike on Earth where no matter how temporarily aggravating, we can pop out to buy an adapter for mismatched joints, on the station astronauts need to hack together connections out of whatever they have handy. For instance, this square peg for a round hole:
Fitting a square peg through a round hole. / Das Eckige muss durchs Runde. #ATV5 pic.twitter.com/4NHa7HNaDI
— Alexander Gerst (@Astro_Alex) September 22, 2014
One of my favourite parts of astronauts sharing their experiences on the space station is the everyday moments of utter alienness. Gotta say, down here on Earth I have never once woke up to discover an inexplicable knot of metal tools floating in the hall:
Apparently there was quite a little #tango last night while we slept. pic.twitter.com/JhP1qClpEL
— Reid Wiseman (@astro_reid) September 21, 2014
Astronauts are the champions of microliving in small spaces:
Just measured my crew quarters – I live on 0.6 square meters (but it's all about location, location, location…) pic.twitter.com/zvO3SXax9h
— Alexander Gerst (@Astro_Alex) September 21, 2014
No cramped, small space is complete without a few lazy roommates. On the station, that role is filled by empty space suits that embody unhealthy degrees of personality. Apparently Gerst is the only one who heard that it was Hawaiian Shirt Friday on the station.
A great way to spend an afternoon. #Spacewalk preps with @Astro_Alex pic.twitter.com/o3qQBxXZTD
— Reid Wiseman (@astro_reid) September 19, 2014
The up side is that if an astronaut does let out an involuntary shriek when bumping into a looming empty suit during the station’s already-creepy nights, at least they won’t go anywhere:
https://gizmodo.com/the-space-station-at-night-is-totally-creepy-1589492311
If you get startled in zero g you don’t jump, you just sorta stretch out quickly.
— Reid Wiseman (@astro_reid) September 13, 2014
Empty suits aren’t the only things playing tricks on their imaginations. When Wiseman was once again being captivated by the beauty of lightning seen from above, he asked if anyone else was seeing patterns in the flashes of light:
I am starting to see things in the #lightning – anyone else? pic.twitter.com/7STC2vvupU
— Reid Wiseman (@astro_reid) September 21, 2014
They also pursue more traditional recreation, like this modified version of ping-pong:
Without gravity, #pingpong games last a looooooong time #SpaceVine https://t.co/mxP9ECEHmP
— ISS Research (@ISS_Research) September 30, 2014
Even everyday tasks like getting dressed is more complicated than reasonable prior to morning coffee:
Hardest thing in #space? Folding a shirt neatly before putting it away. #Impossible
— Reid Wiseman (@astro_reid) September 28, 2014
I have noticed it is getting harder to scrunch up and put on my socks in weightlessness.
— Reid Wiseman (@astro_reid) September 23, 2014
Luckily, the coffee delivery service is excellent (and will get even better in a few months with the incoming espresso machine!):
Morning coffee delivery to @astro_alex – he has the afternoon cappuccino duties. https://t.co/goTtUe18LL
— Reid Wiseman (@astro_reid) September 15, 2014
No roundup of astronaut-Tweeting is complete without a healthy dose of breathtaking, awe-inspiring photography of our delicate sphere of water, air, rock, and life:
Breathtaking. Flying through a red #Aurora, with a green one right beneath us. pic.twitter.com/1GW12YF7LR
— Alexander Gerst (@Astro_Alex) September 21, 2014
The #MilkyWay steals the show from #Sahara sands that make the #Earth glow orange. pic.twitter.com/NRENaO3b7i
— Reid Wiseman (@astro_reid) September 28, 2014
Incredibly more complex than we thought: ocean currents made visible by sun glint. #BlueDot pic.twitter.com/BANQAxa3mS
— Alexander Gerst (@Astro_Alex) September 18, 2014
I love watching #ocean currents. The Bay Bridge Tunnel in #Virginia has noticeable impact. pic.twitter.com/2c7DE3P68k
— Reid Wiseman (@astro_reid) September 17, 2014
#EarthArt – Red desert of #Australia is truly unbelievable. pic.twitter.com/bTo2uW6Li1
— Reid Wiseman (@astro_reid) September 12, 2014
My most simple photograph. And yet it shows humankind's most precious thing. #BlueDot pic.twitter.com/NxRvlXBnLG
— Alexander Gerst (@Astro_Alex) September 21, 2014
Wiseman and Gerst have been on the station with Max Suraev since May, and have recently been joined by new arrivals Alexander Samokutyaev, Elena Serova, and Barry Wilmore.