Today isn’t just the first day of WWDC Raw. It’s Benny’s first day as Gizmodo Janitorial Intern. He lives across Giz HQ, and qualified himself for the job by helping me hoist a giant TV into my livingroom during his interview. You may know Benny from his other works like…oh, right. He doesn’t have any previous examples of work — that’s why he’s an intern. But Benny is a Mactard, as well as a Nintendork, and a journalism student. So he like pretty things, and write and spell real good. We’re lucky to have him. Ben: If you’re reading this, stop it: my laundry needs to be picked up, and my car isn’t going to wash itself. Chop, chop!
