If I were the editor of Gizmodo, I'd want this Mayan Temple Desk front and center in my office.

With my Macbook and 4 monitors on display, it'd be hard for my minions to miss what I want them to be idolizing. Plus, you have to admit that this desk would make getting fired by me so much cooler. If I were your boss, you'd better hope I don't get my hands on the $5000 needed to buy this symbol of awesomeness. [Product Page via Nerd Approved]