This Mazu Kan invisible fighter game will allow you to teach your children about the importance of using violence to solve disputes without them going in to school with suspicious bumps and bruises all over their bodies. When wearing the devices, they can throw punches and blocks that transmit wirelessly, teaching them timing and all that good stuff but saving their pretty little faces from actually getting punched. Then, later, when they get in a fight in the schoolyard, they'll be able to kick some ass because they're all practiced.

Now that's parenting.

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