You may be tempted to buy the Neon Scarface Rifle Lamp, and you may even notice that it has an affordable $67 price tag. But we don't recommend the purchase because somewhere, deep beneath the Earth's crust, there lives a little mole-like man who keeps a very large list, and people who buy things like this lamp, Elvis plaques and fart detectors go on that list. While no one knows the ramifications of having one's name written on the sacred paper, we're pretty certain that it has nothing to do with free ice cream and puppies, or spontaneous fornication with aspiring models. [Budk Catalog via Nerd Approved]
I don't know, I have an Elvis Plaques, a fart detector, and have had sex with aspiring models, as well as local television personalities.
Maybe being on the list isn't such a bad thing. Then again, aspiring really only means thats what they want, and not what they are going to be.