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Promising to provide "at least 1% of the pleasure that woman gives," NUE is a single-use, disposable iVagina, so you don't have to fret about cleaning up anymore. Besides, when you use NUE you're helping the company "exterminate AID, SID, and Rape," though we're not exactly sure what those first two things are.

Worried about shoving your junk into a strange, unfamiliar, space-age hole? Set your fears aside, as "it does not contain any ingredient that is harmful to human," though Gizmodo cannot guarantee the safety of your cock. Just remember, when you "insert it into your desire hole," do not attempt forceful insertion as "it may cause severe injury."


NUE USA [via Sex Drive Daily]