If you think you can control an octopus, you're wrong. They're like the bad guys in movies who always manage to escape. Not only can those evil magicians of the ocean try to vanish through instant camouflage, they can also open up a jar when they're trapped inside that very jar. Those suction cups, while fantastic at looking gross, also make for very useful superpowers.
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Screw the Zombie apocalypse, if these things ever get lungs and hit dry land, we are so fucked up! :)