Oh, hooray — seagulls are pooping resistant bacteria on beaches

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Comes news that could lead someone to adapt Alfred Hitchcock's horror film "The Birds" and take it in a different direction-a direction that's both scary and scatalogical. Maryn McKenna, the science journalist widely known as Scary Disease Girl, tweeted this alert:

Seagulls: threat or menace? They're pooping resistant bacteria on your favorite beach.

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She gives details in her blog: "At the annual ICAAC meeting in Chicago, the largest infectious-disease conference in the United States, Dr. Patrice Nordmann of the Hopital de Bicetre near Paris disclosed results of a small study that looked for resistant bacteria in the feces of seagulls landing on Miami Beach in Florida."

Here are videos of (1) Dr. Nordmann, urged on by a Dr. Fox, describing the discovery; (2) a video of Mr. Hitchock lecturing about his own, earlier discovery; (3) an abstract of Mr. Hitchcock's old thesis; and (4) a short portion of Mr. Hitchock's seminal work, showing the effect of certain birds upon certain students.

This post originally appeared on Improbable Research.

DISCUSSION

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fizzlefist

First they steal your sammich. Now they're pooping bacteria. From petty theft to biological warfare. How long until they develop a proper weapon of mass destruction?

We must stop this threat now, while we still can. The solution? KILL ALL SEAGULLS!