Fund a study that will plumb the horrors of duck sex!
In case you’re unaware, duck sex is perhaps the singularly horrific event of the animal kingdom, replete with labyrinthine vagina dentata, explosive erections, and the occasional dalliance with necrophilia. https://gizmodo.com/female-ducks-have-evolved-a-vagina-dentata-5433056 https://gizmodo.com/its-dead-duck-day-5555679 Now, two biologists from the University of Massachusetts, Amherst are launching a project to measure the speed of the male duck erection. Their goal?…