With the global spread of cancer, HIV/AIDS and the soon to be avian flu, the medical community has been shamed by their inability to cope with these hardcore diseases in the new millennium. In short, the knee reflex hammer is getting us nowhere, and there are only so many vitamins a man can swallow until his pee turns an unsettling hue of fluorescent orange.
Luckily the Personal Wellness Device is not only an innovative trepanation (head drilling) tool, but it is both portable and completely safe for home use. Since it’s a well-known fact that most diseases can be cured by either bloodletting or drilling a hole to your brain, this small investment should will save you tens of thousands in medical costs over a lifetime.
