We all check (and double-check) our social media while ‘killing time’ in the bathroom, but what happens when you run out of new posts? A new site called Poopfiction is here to help, serving up short stories depending on how much time you think you’ll be in the loo.

All of the stories come courtesy of Project Gutenberg, so don’t expect the latest Tom Clancy thriller to pop up when you settle down for a long post-lunch purge. But it’s completely free, and will help pass the time when Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter all let you down.

[Poopfiction; h/t DesignTaxi]