For those who'd like to relive the excitement of a Showbiz Pizza party in their own living room and now at age 25+, the Rock-Afire Explosion Band is for sale on eBay. The animatronic band is "mostly restored" and prepared to play three shows at your will. But the bidding starts at a hefty, ball-pit-dropping $14,000. I mean, I'm trying to capture those false memories from my youth as hard as the next guy, but unless that synthesizer-playing gorilla can carry me to work, we're gonna have to go OBO on this puppy. [eBay via Geekologie]

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