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Rockterscale Lets You Know When Your Party Gets Violent

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If you've got a huge, insane contraption designed to monitor how hard a party is rocking, your party is not rocking. Sorry to defeat the purpose of your contraption, but come on.


The Rockterscale measures how hard a party is rocking via four different signals. One, if someone wearing the Hat of Rock and is thrashing their head around to music/a seizure, the party is deemed rocking. If people are dancing on the floor mat, that is also seen as a sign of rockage. Third, a crash barrier that senses if people are being pushed into it, a sign of a rocking party with a rocking amount of violence. And lastly, there's a webcam on the ceiling monitoring the total amount of movement of a crowd.

Alternately, the system can let you know when there's a riot going on, as it's basically the same signals. [SlipperyBrick via New Launches]

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I recently sold my "Hat of Rock" at the auction house for an upgrade to the "Legendary Hat of Rock", with +12 modifiers to stamina and agility and +120 damage bonus. Funny thing is that while the Hat of Rock is a regular Lincolnesque stovepipe, the "Legendary Hat of Rock" is just this little Englist schoolboy cap with a tiny visor. The "Legendary Trousers of Rock" are really just short pants, but give me +1500 armor plus a +15 to strength. The "Legendary Robe of Rock" is actually more like a sportcoat, but I get +20 to intelligence and +50 spell damage, so I guess it's okay. The "Legendary Greaves of Rock" are a little mismatched and look like Chuck Taylors, with a +20 stamina and agility modifier. The "Legendary Neckpiece of Rock" just looks like a striped tie, but I get a +75 to healing spells and a 15% increase in mount speed. On the whole, I like the "Legendary Rock" set, but the set bonus is only 10% on all attributes and I look like Angus Young. The horde guys just laugh at me... until I ROCK, that is!