Rejoice! Italians have made something else good that's not an exotic sports car or food. Presenting Sebatiano the pencil holder. This hunk of plastic comes in the form of a fat man lying down getting pencils jabbed into him. Your pencils can now be held by impaling them into his gut where they will stay until your next letter needs to be written. Sadistic but amusing, you have to admit. Designed by Giacon Massimo, a guy with a taste for torture in his designs, Sebastiano will set you back $20 and a lecture from your mother when she comes to visit.