Send Fido Into Mordor with Confidence in Ancient Doggy Armor

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Paul Hersey makes fantasy-based armor for you, your kids and, most adorably, your pets. Yes, now your dog can ditch that obnoxious, emasculating sweater and put on a sword-stopping breastplate that'll make him seem like the badass warrior that you know lurks within. Or, just get a cowboy hat that looks like it was made in the Shire. Because wearing just a cowboy hat or just a fantasy movie prop makes you look like a dork, but putting those things together? The ladies won't be able to resist.

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Illustration for article titled Send Fido Into Mordor with Confidence in Ancient Doggy Armor
Illustration for article titled Send Fido Into Mordor with Confidence in Ancient Doggy Armor
Illustration for article titled Send Fido Into Mordor with Confidence in Ancient Doggy Armor
Illustration for article titled Send Fido Into Mordor with Confidence in Ancient Doggy Armor


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kaisermachead
kaisermachead

The dog gives out a few grunts, only to be frustrated by its owner that thinks it's cute, when he's really saying "This shit demeans us both."