This fake plastic nerf gun
For the fake plastic vampire man
Is steampunk’d to death.
https://gizmodo.com/steampunk-nerf-rifle-lets-you-get-victorian-on-someones-383943
And you can buy it from ebay
For a bunch more days,
Just to get hold of it yourself.
It’s the Model 666, it’s the Model 666,
With a crucifix, with a crucifix.
[Ebay via BoingBoing. -Apols to Radiohead.]
