In what appears to be some sort of stilted customer's wet dream, the State of Massachusetts issues a warrant for the arrest of Verizon Wireless. Yes, the entire company.

After Verizon double billed him, a guy who goes by the name "Poodleman" sued them for ruining his credit and won. When Verizon still wouldn't pay up, the court ordered a bench warrant for Verizon's arrest. Unfortunately, they finally paid up just before we got to the really good part: State Police trying to arrest all of Verizon Wireless. Maybe someday…


Warrant Issued For Verizon's Arrest [Consumerist]