Definitely not as cute or iconic as the Scoops Ahoy costumes from season three, but if you want to channel video store Steve, there’s a lazy costume at Hot Topic for ya!

This one is wild: frozen pizzas from the show’s in-universe Surfer Boy Pizza . This is also the hardest item to find. It was available at Walmart in stores but it seems you can still order the four packs online.

Okay, so a not-time-period-accurate promotion for an app where you can order a pizza with your mind, which is a stretch. Mind-order Domino’s here.

Not sure if this is show-accurate, but hey, there’s meatless option!

Clearly used to clean the Upside Down gunk. Find them here.

We’ll take our chances while we binge all of Vol. 2. Find at Hot Topic.

Because Russian dolls, right? Find these nesting ones here.

Before Vol. 1 dropped this seemed like it was just a 1980s toy cash grab but now we know it’s a cash grab with a purpose.

If you want the cute patterns from the experiment playroom scenes check out this line from Kitsch.

Quicksilver really shot an entire short surf film that’s in the universe of the series to showcase its release of fashion we saw the Hawkins kids wear. It’s a very well done line that did have Max’s sweater but has since sold out.

I don’t know whether to be mad at how minimal this is or think it’s pure genius for having the audacity to do a line in this style.

Best believe these are buttery soft though and available on an array of undergarment styles over at MeUndies.

Find this epic metal Eddie Munson vest only at the “Stranger Things Experience” in New York and San Francisco, as well as the Stranger Things Stores in Chicago and Dallas.

Staring at this shirt like Joyce stares at anything that confounds her.

Cute Hawkins High dog jersey, but we also need a pup-sized Eddie vest, stat!

This dog really said “How do you do fellow kids?” with its Hawkins High harness backpack.

A dog would probably rather have a real one but tell us why there’s a dog toy waffle yet no Eggo tie-in?

Blast some sweet tunes out of a mini Argyle bluetooth speaker. Should be Max though.

This Elegorgon collectible from the Netflix x iam8bit collab mashing up the show’s hero and one of its villains is bizarre but neat. It does have a hefty price tag, however.

Is it clever to just flip your logo upside down? Jansport takes us back to its days of being the backpack standard and we love the Eleven dress pattern colors on this, so we’ll let the brand get away with it.

This Netflix x Cheerios tie-in (also available in Lucky Charms and Cinnamon Toast Crunch) cost $20 but still sold out.

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