Roll that spliff phatly, pack some fresh ice into the binger, and set the Volcano to "toastify." It's time for tonight's Stoner Channel. We've collected our best high-times material for the discerning pothead so sit back, relax, and pass that shit on the left, yo.
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Tonight's Red Dragon comes to us from reader MaxMC
Shamans of the Amazon with Terrence Mckenna
You think you party hard with your 2g binger rips? Child, please. The shamans of traditional Amazonian cultures drink cupfuls of herbal LSD called Ayahuasca. That stuff makes you trip balls so hard, you shit yourself—guaranteed.
Honestly America, did we learn nothing from Deep Blue Sea?
The G-Pen: Have You Ever Seen an E-Cigarette—
E-Cigarettes are generally about as cool as the guys that smoke them. The E-Pen from Grenco Science, however, is way more versatile than a conventional electronic smoker.
The E-Pen is cool in that it can vaporize both essential oils and solid plant matter without having to use multiple vaporization chambers or being limited to one or the other. It's powered by a rechargeable Li-Ion battery and retails for $60 on the Grenco website. There's also a deluxe box set that includes a poker, oil jars and other accoutrements for $100.
The Ghaddafi's—Putting the dick in "Dictator," one man-eating shark tank at a time.
Watching Cars Go Crunch with a Canon
This montage of cars going sideways (and upside-down) by Vashi Nedomansky shows off the Canon 5D's reliability as a crash cam. The footage was originally captured by director of photography Shane Hurlburt. [Vimeo via Laughing Squid]
If Jaws and Animal had a kid, this is what it would look like.
Are You a Green Gardener?
Care to show off your handiwork to the Internets? If so, we want pics of your best buds, your highest-tech setups, and your bushiest bushes. Send images—960x540 minimum but we prefer 1600x900—of your legal stashes (no High Times ripoffs please) to atarantola at Gizmodo.com and we'll feature the best at the top each night's Stoner Channel. Put "The Stoner Channel" in the subject line while you're at it.
And no, for the last time, we aren't interested in seeing your wicked meth lab setup Jerry. Stop it or we're calling the fuzz.
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