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CDC Says Measles Cases in U.S. Have Now Reached Over 1,000 So Far in 2019

6/06/19 12:15AM

Privacy and Security

Privacy and Security

Watch Never-Before-Released Video From Cult of the Dead Cow's Def Con 7 Reveal

Health Officials Reportedly Threatened Air Travel Ban for Individuals With Measles

CDC to E-Scooter Riders: Please, for the Love of God, Do the Absolute Bare Minimum Safety Thing

5/01/19 11:10AM

Thanks, Anti-Vaxxers: 2019 Is Already a Record-Breaking Year for Measles, CDC Says

Source of Mystery E. Coli Outbreak That Sickened Over 100 May Be Ground Beef

4/12/19 10:55PM

New CDC Report Shows Autism Is Still on the Rise

E. Coli Outbreak Has Sickened Over 70 People, But CDC Says the Source Is a Mystery

4/06/19 12:05AM

CDC Preparing Report on E-Scooter Injuries Amid Claims of People Getting Seriously Hurt

CDC Ends Investigation Into Chicken Salmonella Outbreak That Sickened 129, But More Could Fall Ill

Confirmed: Hawaii's False Missile Alert Scared the Shit Out of Everyone

59 People Now Sickened by E. Coli Romaine Lettuce as Investigation Continues

12/15/18 3:35PM

It Still Isn’t Completely Safe to Eat Romaine Lettuce, CDC Says

12/07/18 9:10PM

FDA Official Gives Update on E. Coli Outbreak, But You Shouldn't Eat Romaine Lettuce Just Yet

11/22/18 8:50PM

CDC: Do Not Eat Any Romaine Lettuce Until We Can Figure Out What the Hell Is Going On

11/20/18 10:30PM

164 Sickened and 1 Dead in Ongoing Turkey Salmonella Outbreak, CDC Says

11/09/18 11:40PM

CDC Report Offers New Insights Into Last Winter's Historically Deadly Flu

10/27/18 1:15PM

U.S. Experts Are Being Kept Away From the Front Lines of the Latest Ebola Outbreak

10/15/18 1:30PM

Passengers Aboard Two More Planes Quarantined After Falling Ill

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