In Kevin Smith's Creepy Tusk Trailer, Justin Long Turns Into a Walrus
Yikes. Tusk is one part Misery, one part man-to-walrus body mutilation movie. We're really not sure what to expect from Kevin Smith's latest — but he's definitely horrifying us.
Jeepers Creepers 3 is coming -- cue Justin Long's creepy Corpse Prop
The absolute best part of the original Jeepers Creepers was that it starred Justin Long as some sort of fratty, navel tatted hero, who [SPOILER ALERT] ends up as a creepy human skinsuit in the monster's lair. And now they are making a Jeepers Creepers 3, fingers crossed they get some use out of the old Long corpse.
You Can Watch Funny or Die's Steve Jobs Movie iSteve Right Now
You can now watch the peculiar Funny or Die Steve Jobs movie iSteve. The 78 minute flick starring Justin Long as Steve Jobs was the third Steve Jobs biopic announced but the first to release. I think there's an award for that or something. You can watch the full length movie at Funny or Die here. [Funny or Die via …
Justin "I'm a Mac" Long Uses a Jailbroken iPhone
What's this? Former Apple spokesperson Justin Long, using a jailbroken iPhone on Jimmy Kimmel Live? He's no longer under their thumb, so can use whatever he damn well pleases—but will he use a WP7 come October? [Thanks, Tolk!]
Relive the Entire "Get a Mac" Saga In 3 Minutes
As Justin Long foretold, Apple has officially concluded their "Get a Mac" campaign, ending a particularly irritating chapter of tech advertising history. The window for nostalgia here is impossibly small, so watch this comprehensive recap while you still care.
Say It Ain't So: Apple's 'Get A Mac' Ads Ending?
Floppy-haired Justin Long has said in an interview with the AV Club that the 'Get A Mac' adverts "might be done...I think they're going to move on." Move on to more ads with disembodied hands and loud indie-pop?
Watch Mad Scientist Neeson Play With Christina Ricci's "Undead" Body
If everyone thinks you're dead, what's to stop Liam Neeson from burying you alive? At least that's what this mad-scientist funeral director tries to pull with Christina Ricci, after she wakes up. Check out After.Life's first trailer.
Dry Yourself Out With The Complete Collection of Apple's 'Get A Mac' Adverts
If you've got nothing better to do between now and the 27th of January, head over to AdWeek where all 66 TV adverts starring John Hodgman and Justin Long have been saved for posterity's sake. [AdWeek]
Apple Graciously Welcomes Windows 7 With Ad Triptych
Apple heard Windows 7 was out and called in the usuals to make fun of it in three different ways. UPDATED
The Top Spokesassholes in Tech
Each day I get a little bit sadder that Billy Mays is no longer with us. Good thing there are so many spokeassholes vying for position in the marketing pantheon.
The Result Of Liam Neeson's Mad Scientist Experiments On Christina Ricci
We've read about the dirty deeds Liam Neeson does to Christina Ricci's body in new horror film After.Life, but now you can see the revolting, zombie-like science experiment for the first time. Spoilers below...
Find Out How Liam Neeson Abuses Christina Ricci's Body In After.Life
Justin Long, Ricci's co-star in horror film After.Life shed some details about this diabolical little movie about a mortician (Liam Neeson)'s secret laboratory of horrors. Sounds like Ricci is in for some mad science.
Justin Long Not Long Gone As Mac Guy
Personally, I don't have a problem with Justin Long and his mac ads. Apparently I'm one of the minority. Contrary to previous reports, it seems that Justin Long is going to keep on being the Mac guy for the foreseeable future. He says, in his blog (wtf?):
