The Gizmodo Oscars
For your consideration… Dog Wii: A love triangle between a mutt, a stoner and a console game. https://gizmodo.com/dog-beats-man-at-wii-tennis-259469 Ocean’s 94: Clooney, Pitt and the Short One reprise the roles of Brian Lam, Jason Chen and Charlie White, as the trio find the advances of an evil communications tycoon almost too hard to resist. https://gizmodo.com/how-to-sync-your-contacts-with-the-ocean-259518 The…
Round-Up
Hi Like my sub? You probably prefer this one. It’s got gizmos on board. Mine’s just got four blokes with mops on their heads singing about love and hand-holding. https://gizmodo.com/astute-submarine-looks-like-a-whale-never-needs-refuel-258521 If you thought that water and laptops didn’t mix, think again. Still with HP, they’re going HD with their PCs. https://gizmodo.com/rumor-hp-going-for-water-cooled-fanless-laptops-this-258443 Those of you for…
Round-Up: Launchpad at Cape Can
Countdown is progressing for the really really fastest toilet ever: Ten… Underseat heating – GO! Nine… Crinoline laydee atop the looroll – GO! Eight… Bogbrush disinfectant – GO!Bose-in-a-Ferrari at the FCC – GO! https://gizmodo.com/bose-gives-media-center-to-fcc-in-a-ferrari-257548 Seven… Heated pedestal mat – GO! Six… Moist toilet paper for emergencies – GO! Five… Lightweight-but-stylish Bluetooth speaker from Veritronixs –…
Gizmodo Mornings: So Shiny They Will Dazzle You
Look up sheeny people, here’s the round-up for those of you who got drunk yesterday at six and woke up in some alley this morning. OK, so maybe that was just me, but whatever. I sure could have used one of those Topcon GR3 GPS to get back home. https://gizmodo.com/topcon-gr3-gps-receiver-the-mr-t-of-navigation-257338 Not a good way to…
Too Many Secrets
There’s been a bit of a brouhaha over at Digg, apparently. Something about secret codes, apparently, so here are some more… https://gizmodo.com/breaking-digg-riot-in-full-effect-over-pulled-hd-dvd-k-256982 • While Diggers Dugg for victory, Steve went surfing. https://gizmodo.com/non-fake-iphone-photos-and-ballmer-blabber-vol-2-256927 • According to F.O.M. Katherine Boehret, Sansa Connect makes her iPod look like Captain Caveman’s DAP. Gizmodo say Ug. https://gizmodo.com/mossbergs-other-half-tries-sansa-connect-declares-ipod-257022 • PS3 went…
Round-Up: All Your Goats Are Belong To Us
Hi everyone, I’m the Lonely Goatherd. People wonder how I got that name. Well, I tell ’em, I herd goats, and I’m lonely. Wasn’t always, though. My goats were my friends. I loved their fabulous furry freaknesses, and they loved me (but not like that, you understand). Now, except for these two, my goats are…
Round-up: The Sound of Rawhide on the Gizmodo Ass
Thwack! Hello, Biff the Gizmodo cowboy bringing you the morning round-up. Splunnnnng! Hear the sound of my shiny whip (yip yip) on flesh. Thrrrrrrp! Are you enjoying it as I flagellate the morning’s excitement that is today’s Gizmodo? I sure hope so. Also here is my buddy Hank, but he’s a shy boy. Flick! Let’s…