Thwack! Hello, Biff the Gizmodo cowboy bringing you the morning round-up. Splunnnnng! Hear the sound of my shiny whip (yip yip) on flesh. Thrrrrrrp! Are you enjoying it as I flagellate the morning’s excitement that is today’s Gizmodo? I sure hope so. Also here is my buddy Hank, but he’s a shy boy.
Flick! Let’s see what we’ve got here, then. There’s a nice story about Samsung’s armpit hair wireless HD telly that needs Hollywood’s approval. Too big for Hank and me, won’t fit in the tent.
https://gizmodo.com/samsungs-wireless-1080p-plasma-is-almost-ready-but-is-255089
Ker-splppp! $126,540. That’s how much the ultra HD cinema in a box from Sony costs. Ultra HD? Ultra XP, more like. Won’t fit in the tent either.
https://gizmodo.com/sony-cinealta-4k-srx-r220-ultra-hd-cinema-in-a-box-sys-255067
Is there something that will fit into Hank and Biff’s tent? Find out after the jump.
Schwwwwwwwwpthk! Hank, come and take a look at this. We could get one of these portable grills to do our beans differently. Tonight I fancy mine chargrilled and served on a bed of assiette de étain. That means “tin plate” in foreign.
https://gizmodo.com/portable-grill-now-you-can-bbq-on-the-subway-255069
Bang! Bang! Bang! Oh no, I don’t like that at all. Look, it’s that Bareback Mountaineer dude coming outta the phone at me. Isn’t it? Oh, sorry, my mistake, it’s Tom Cruise. But a tactile cellphone, now that sounds neat. Could make those long winter nights go a little faster, eh, Hank?
https://gizmodo.com/lg-develops-phone-with-3d-and-tactile-feedba-omfgvirtua-255085
Flckshmrrrth! Oh won’t you look at that little itty-bit chopper? Some of the ranchers round here have got those. Well, I say those, the ranchers’ ones are bigger.
https://gizmodo.com/palm-sized-r-c-helicopter-not-too-big-for-a-flyswatter-255110
Phrsssthhmmmmmm! I know what that is. It’s a new Lenovo computer called Santa Rosa or something. It’s for maths and stuff.
https://gizmodo.com/lenovo-t61-and-r61-now-with-hot-santa-rosa-action-255066
Okay, that’s us done. I’m putting the whip down now. Come on Hank, strap it on. The booze belt, I mean. You know you want to.
https://gizmodo.com/booze-belt-will-transform-you-into-drunk-cowboy-255135
