Update: Humping Dog USB Drive Now Available to Sodomize Your Laptop
We told you earlier about these marvelous humping dog USB drives. Many of you were saddened by the fact that they weren’t available for purchase. Well, canine companions, weep no more. Digital World Tokyo is now selling them for $55 for all three (plus S & H). Get them while they’re, er, hot, I guess.…
UV Cleaner: In the Future, We’ll All Be Filthy
Apparently in the future things will be cleaned not with water but with powerful, germ-killing UV rays. OK, I’ll buy that when it comes to getting your toothbrush sterile, but clothing? What about, you know, dirt? https://gizmodo.com/rakuten-ultraviolet-toothbrush-cleaner-222560 Well, according to a 600 word block of near-incomprehensible broken English, I am so wrong. The UV Cleaner,…
Samsung Ups T9’s Capacity From 2GB to 8GB
Samsung plans to upgrade the YP-T9‘s storage capacity from 2GB to 8GB. Of course, we couldn’t tell you when this is likely to happen, but odds are we’ll find out more once CES rolls around in the second week of January. We also couldn’t tell you exactly which model of the T9 is going to…
Pentium-Powered Coffee Warmer Warms Our Coffee and Soul
Put those old Pentium processors to good use by making you a nice warm cup of coffee in the morning. By the looks of it, all you have to do is hook up some wires from a USB cable to the processor itself and wait for the chip to heat up. Throw a cup of…
Rakuten Ultraviolet Toothbrush Cleaner
Rakuten’s latest gadget sterilizes your toothbrush in four minutes, preventing the buildup of bacteria and other nasty elements. When the toothbrush is inserted and the lid is shut, an ultraviolet lamp heats up and within four minutes, your brush is as clean as the day you bought it. Pretty handy, especially when you consider how…