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Microsoft is sick of the term dog food. Why? Because it’s the term used to signify software a company tests on its employees before it’s ready for release. Eating your own dog food, essentially. So they made a euphemism. “I decided very quickly that dogfooding just didn’t sound very appealing. We started to change the…
We’ve heard that Windows 8 will be coming in 2012, so it’s only logical that Microsoft’s focus shift to the operating system soon. And based on recent job postings, that attention shift is happening this coming summer, in July 2010. https://gizmodo.com/windows-8-expected-in-2012-according-to-roadmap-5409668 Of course, this is just based on a series of postings on Microsoft Careers,…
A $600 carbon fiber and Kevlar wallet ($299 for fiberglass version) might seem expensive, but if you frequently forget your wallet or cellphone, it could be the best money you ever spent. It’s loaded up with Bluetooth and biometrics. Here is how it works: the wallet connects to your cellphone via Bluetooth. When the two…
Good news for those who snagged a Gizmo5 account before it closed its doors to new users: It appears that the Gizmo5 4.0 v 269 update is available and along with “various bug fixes” it bring “improved support for Google Voice.” [Cool Geex] https://gizmodo.com/gizmo5-currently-closed-to-new-users-5403663
Dear Apple and AT&T: I have had enough of this. Tell me, why don’t we have videochat on the iPhone, you assclowns? Whatever excuse you may have, I’m here to destroy it. This morning, the latest Fring update brought videochat to the iPhone. It only works in one direction, from a computer to your iPhone.…
Despite the fact that TMZ pays to have eyes everywhere, they couldn’t actually get footage of Tiger Woods’ mishap with his wife. So what did a Taiwanese news program do? They made their own. It’s a lesson news organizations should learn from here: Just make machinima reproductions of events using a Sims 3/GTA 4 style…
It’s obvious that Intel’s Arrandale-based Core i5 and Core i7 processors’ release is right around the corner, but Fudzilla is reporting that it’s happening in January. If true, this could mean that a MacBook Pro refresh would follow rather soon. It’s a bit odd that Fudzilla is predicting a January 3rd release since that’s a…
Dreamhack, a 10,000-person LAN party that just occurred in Sweden, is a close second to a few buddies and some hot pockets in a basement. If you’re into this sort of thing. [Dreamhack and Flickr]
A choice cut from Microsoft’s official response to the reported Black Screen of Death fiasco. Apparently, there are two possibilities here: a faulty security update is crippling PCs without warning; or, um, mass hysteria? (Im)possible! https://gizmodo.com/windows-patch-causing-black-screen-of-death-5416001 To Microsoft’s credit, it really isn’t clear what exactly is going on here. PC World reports with confidence that…
We’ve seen Family Guy take on Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope. Come December 22nd, Fox will release DVDs of Family Guy’s Empire Strikes Back parody. Here’s the first trailer. And yes, I’m still a sucker for knee humor. https://gizmodo.com/family-guy-explains-the-death-star-flaw-310583
Well, there really isn’t much you can do with USB 3.0 yet for starters. And people who still have laptops with ExpressCard slots don’t strike me as the early adopter type. Oh, and then there is the AC adapter. You see, in order to supply the full 900mA for each port you will need weigh…
Hey baby, look, we all have priorities. For me, my gadgety toys just so happen to fall a teensy bit above you on the list. Don’t be offended! Here, look, I got you a present! Now, back to my iPhone. BTW, if you hate the gallery format as much as the Grinch hated Christmas, click…
Hundreds of photos of BSODs arranged into the visage of Steve Ballmer, a stabbing, probing, flicking tongue protruding from the gaping maw in the center. Here’s the tongue—oh God—up close, so you can see some of the photos: I kinda want to see a Steve Jobs made out of kernel panics and beach balls now.…
Augmented reality Twitter isn’t new to the App Store, but their official geolocation service is just a few weeks old. How? Hacks! Twitter 360 is the first augmented reality Twitter app to support the official API, and it looks fantastic. https://gizmodo.com/androids-best-augmented-reality-app-hits-the-iphone-5381846 Previously, the only way to grab location data from Twitter was to scrape through…
HD DVD made dual-sided HD DVD/DVD combo discs in 2006. They even announced a dual-sided HD DVD/Blu-ray disc in January 2007. So why the fuck did it take three more years to make a Blu-ray/DVD combo? https://gizmodo.com/oh-gee-blu-ray-and-dvd-flipper-discs-seems-like-fantab-5416218 Stuff like this is indicative of the problems with the Blu-ray format. Not only did they launch the…
Black Friday and Cyber Monday have come and gone, but that doesn’t mean that the Dealz well is dry. Be sure to sign up for a VIP membership to Zappos.com that guarantees you free overnight shipping for life. FOR LIFE. Top Deals: • 16″ Toshiba Satellite A500-ST6622 2.1GHz Laptop for $623.20 with free shipping (normally…
Via’s Pico-ITX motherboard was small and powerful to begin with, but their new Mobile-ITX platform is about half the size and supposedly still packs a punch while keeping power consumption low. https://gizmodo.com/via-pico-itx-motherboard-runs-1080p-video-like-a-champ-5363223 Because of that low power consumption and tiny package, the Mobile-ITX should be great for always-on devices and even smaller gadgets. As far…
Here’s some news anyone with an iPhone could have told you: AT&T delivers crappy service that its customers hate. But this news comes from a reputable source, Consumer Reports, instead of the usual whiny friends. Yes, in 19 of the 26 cities surveyed, AT&T was ranked dead last in every category. Verizon was ranked the…
I can’t tell you how many times we have come across USB chargers that can be plugged into an outlet, so why not cut out the middleman and simply convert the outlet to USB? Instructables shows you how. https://gizmodo.com/scosche-powerfuze-pro-charges-your-usb-devices-on-the-w-5392975 Not only that, the guy behind the hack claims it can be done in 30 minutes…
In the spirit of holiday house-cleaning, it’s time for a crash course in comments etiquette. What can you do? What should you definitely never do? What, in effect, do we want from you, Citizen Commenter? Gawker Media blogs are known for their savvy commentary—and yes, that includes Gizmodo. We strive to let in a smart…
