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Over the summer, Dell declared that it had become “carbon neutral.” You would think that meant, amazingly, it’s reduced its carbon footprint to the point it’s no longer adding to greenhouse gases. Total BS. Dell’s declaration of its carbon neutrality is based on a self-defined carbon footprint that includes emissions produced by its boilers, company-owned…
There are enough crappy Chinese MP3 players to fill a toxic Shenzhen waste dump many times over, but the Oppo Muse G11, with its traditional d-pad and promise of 8-bit glories emulated: I want. https://gizmodo.com/60-minutes-reporter-investigates-chinas-e-waste-pits-g-5079133 While some of the photos here clearly show a real device, you can see that modesty has inclined lil’ Oppo…
No child should have to take on the horrors of math alone. Send them into battle with the My Robot Calculator as backup. What this little robot lacks in function (it’s not even a full scientific calculator), it more than makes up in cold intimidation. Set this puppy upside down facing the teacher’s desk, type…
Communicating with submarines under the surface of the water has always been tricky. How do you stay in contact without having to surface? The Navy believes that a form of text messaging may be the answer. The system they are proposing dubbed “Deep Siren” works by deploying a communications buoy through the sub’s trash chute.…
Does “You pack everything but the kitchen sink!” sound familiar? Well, now you can truly take it all with you now that a company called Hughie has developed a removable version. Indeed, the sink is basically a bucket with a drain and can be removed from its housing for tasks like watering plants, washing your…
I don’t understand drinking decaf coffee. It’s like non-alcoholic beer. Both are crappy, neutered versions of the original. But if you’ve absolutely got to drink decaf, D+caf will make sure it’s the real (fake) deal. D+caf test strips are simply little strips of paper coated with antibodies that tell if you a beverage is properly…
Like Gmail, there’s a good chance that Sony’s weak virtual life simulator PlayStation Home will remain in beta indefinitely, says Home director Jack Buser in this week’s Kotaku podcast. Anyone really surprised by that? [Kotaku] https://gizmodo.com/playstation-home-impressions-verdict-needs-content-5046656
We had a strong suspicion before, but this release memo over at BGR appears to confirm that T-Mobile will get the Curve 8900 and the 8-megapixel Samsung Memoir (which has gone by a number of different names through its FCC process) on February 18. In other shocking news, the 3G-equipped TM506 will be available in…
The mystery surrounding Creative’s Zii “stemcell computing” technology is at least partially solved. Apparently, this MP3 player revolution they are proposing will come in the form of a processor that will debut at CES. https://gizmodo.com/what-is-creative-zii-stemcell-computing-your-guess-is-5118501 What does this processor do? What the hell is “stemcell computing?” Is this a bunch of hype that won’t deliver…
OQO will launch a revamped version of their Model 02 UMPC, dubbing it the Model 02+ and endowing it with an OLED display, embedded touchscreen, Worldwide 3G internet, and a 1.86 GHz Atom processor. https://gizmodo.com/oqo-model-02-gets-spec-bump-price-dump-298048 Referenced in an email by trade event organizers Pepcom, the Model 02+ will be announced at CES. Further details are…
There’s nothing wrong with Sony’s Blu-ray remote for the PS3, but there’s nothing especially right about it either. And as unwieldy as it may be, this generic 3-in-1 solution looks much better. The 3-in-1 Wireless Keyboard is first and foremost a Blu-ray remote, but it also appears to be a slider of sorts, packing full…
As if the PS3/360 hybrid controller weren’t enough, one modder has stuck an entire Xbox 360 inside a PS3 shell. https://gizmodo.com/ps360-microsoft-controller-meet-sony-controller-252379 Despite the PS3’s hefty stature, the fit was so tight that the modder had to slice down the actual cooling fan blades as to not disrupt other components. Oddly enough, the disc drive is…
These Photoshop Contest entries weren’t always the winners, and they weren’t the most polished. But they were the ones that made me shake my head and wonder what the hell is wrong with you people. Here’s to an even more messed up 2009, friends.
I don’t care how big of a Dick Tracey you look like using the Phenom SpecialOPS cellphone watch; its adolescent awesomeness goes unspoken. Having absolutely nothing to do with AMD Phenom processors, this Phenom watch is a completely unlocked GSM phone (ready to take any SIM card you’ve got) while simultaneously functioning as an MP3/MP4…
According to a previously reliable source, Apple misrepresented the reasons behind Macworld and Jobs’ keynote cancellation. Allegedly, the real cause is his rapidly declining health. In fact, it may be even worse than we imagined: https://gizmodo.com/steve-jobs-skipping-final-macworld-apple-keynote-5111773 Steves health is rapidly declining. Apple is choosing to remove the hype factor strategically vs letting the hype destroy…
Wanna check out the Windows 7 beta that just leaked, but don’t want to wipe your current Windows install? The Technicist has an easy guide to dual booting that’ll let you do just that. https://gizmodo.com/windows-7-beta-1-build-7000-leaked-on-bittorrent-5119158 Their guide is for a netbook, but it’ll pretty much work on any computer if you just want a taste…
You may think that Marty McFly’s hoverboard is still a fantasy. It is, but you can make a pretty rough approximation of it on your own today without it costing too much. It’s pretty straightforward, really. You just need a leaf blower, a tarp and a board. It takes some work, but it looks pretty…
According to a study by the National Resources Defense Council, Americans use up about $1 billion worth of energy per year powering video game consoles, enough to power the entire city of San Diego. It’s a pretty staggering figure, but I’m willing to bet that figures on the power consumption of things like refrigerators and…
We’ve shown you the amazing-looking iPhone game Crayon Physics before, but here’s a gameplay video. I, for one, cannot wait for this to hit the App Store. It looks like a top 10 contender. [Kotaku] https://gizmodo.com/incredible-crayon-physics-drawing-game-coming-to-iphone-5117787
We all bitch about OSes and hardware, but be thankful that we live in the 21st century. In the early 80’s 2K of RAM was touted as enough to “satisfy our lust for power.” OObject has put together a list of 16 retro computer ads that humorously illustrate how far we have come. I mean,…