Optimash Prime, Transforms and Rolls Out!
Following the steps of Darth Tater, here’s another useless but irresistible piece of colored plastic: the Optimash Prime. I don’t know who comes up with those names at Hasbro, but only for that I will give them the $9.99 they ask for it. https://gizmodo.com/darth-tater-reviewed-verdict-two-great-tastes-104198 Product page [Hasbro]
Ocean Scooter is Shiny! Is Aerodynamic! Is Inflatable?
The Ocean Scooter. Designed to annoy everyone in the swimming pool and get you lost at sea with no possibility of getting back to land, this 12v/7Ah “battery powered inflatable watercraft” can travel at a swooshtastic 2.5 miles per hour and carry up to 165 pounds. It features an “aerodynamic design,” dual air chambers made…
Nokia 6500 Comes In Sexy Classic and Slide Flavors, Still No Jesus Phone
Nokia keeps launching phones that nobody will really give a damn about until June 29th, when everyone realizes that they will have to wait for three more months before actually getting a Messiah-Phone. This is the 6500 classic, which comes with 3G support in a 0.37-inch aluminum “loop” structure. We will have to wait to…
Samsung Launches the SGH-E590, World Keeps Watching iPhone Ads
Here’s the new 2.32-ounce Samsung SGH-E590. Designed by Jasper Morrison, the SGH-E590 has… hrmm… things. You know. A screen. Some buttons. A camera, too. It has panorama functions and stuff. And it comes with a special rubberized bean bag that acts as a tripod or something. And… whatever. Not even the mention of a rubberized…