DIY Blood Type Testing Kit – Perfect Gift for V-Day
Nothing says love like the willingness to give to your partner one of your organs and/or all of your blood. And while taking out your own kidney or presenting her with a jar full of your blood might seem like a romantic gesture, it’s pretty high on the gross out factor. Why not give the…
Valentine’s Day Edition Creative Zen Neeon 2
For all the Japanese romantics out there, check out the Creative Zen Neeon 2 Valentine’s Day edition. Nothing will charm your sweetheart more than your personalized greeting coupled with one of their six different designs. You can choose from the 2 GB and 4 GB model. Instead of the boring “To Yujiro from Miki” why…
Brazilian Prostitutes on your iPod
M.Class, a Brazilian escort firm, allows you to download video “interviews” of their selection of saucy, freshly waxed, Brazilian harlots straight to your iPod. It’s a safe way to meet girls in Rio de Janeiro without risking your kidney. Way to use that iPod your wife gave you for Christmas. Make sure you wrap more…
U.S. Military Develops Ray Gun, People Feel Like They’re On Fire
The U.S. military has developed a non-lethal ray gun that makes people feel like they’re on fire. Yes! It’s supposed to be used in places like Iraq and Afghanistan (where else?) in order to disperse crowds and get people to cooperate. It uses millimeter electromagnetic waves to penetrate the skin and raises body temperature to…