Sony Wine Glasses, Etc.
It’s kind of hard to figure out what Sony is up to. They must be smoking a delightful bit of something because now they’re creating Playstation lifestyle products including t-shirts, watches, and other detritus. Take this glass, for example. Were you to pour a lovely lady a heady helping of delicious plonk and were she…
Consumers Don’t Care About Phone Features, Are Sheep
According to J.D. Power and Associates, the average Joe Twelve-Pack doesn’t care about phone features. He wants something that’s cheap and looks purdy, hence the meteoric rise of Motorola’s four-letter phones. 39 percent of the users survey named style as the number one reason for picking their phones and 29 percent like their phones because…
Chicago Police Using Scooters To Take Bites Out of Crime, Donuts
Ah, the police. They’re here to ensure all citizens behave according to the established societal norms, making sure that everyone abide by the social contract into which they have entered. Oh, and now in Chicago they roll around on scooters. Yes, those brave police officers in Chicago will be patrolling high-priority locations, as they already…
Sound Relaxer Eyeshades
Ahhh… the sweet embrace of sleep. What better way to nod into dreamyland than with a battery powered thing stuck to your face? These eyeshades play ocean waves, rain forest sounds, and even raindrops into your tired ears. Powered by three AA batteries, they costs about $20 and look so charming even your dog won’t…
Never Cross Apple
With all our Apple crack licking, it’s news like this that kind of encourages to take our tongues away. It seems that a Samsung exec spilled the beans about the manufacture of chips for the iPod Nano and, as a result, Apple pulled its business and sent it to SigmaTel. The claim comes from Los…
Segway Tries for IPO, Talks Up Segway
The Segway is a pretty cool device. It makes the average dork look like a douche and makes us hate Steve Wozniak. So how could they talk it up any more? https://gizmodo.com/woz-harshes-apple-buzz-156844 It seems that they have to if they want to get any more funding. Sales have been poor to say the least and…
Phillips MC108 Hi-Fi CD Player
Phillips appears to be trying to add a little spice into the CD player market with its MC108. While many people have moved onto iPods and iPod-based home theater systems, Phillips, whose work on the compact disc is considered to be part of the medium’s invention, is hoping that combining a hip, groovy design will…
Video Review of the Helio Kickflip
In the proud tradition of BagelBoy and his Schmear Kittens, Hel.io has created an unwatchable video review of the Helio Kickflip featuring a young Russian girl—barely 19, fellas!—talking inanely into a Helio Kickflip. While we love us some underage phone reviewing action—I personally watched Red Hot Girls Doing Motorola RAZR Reviews Uncut #15: Schlong Port…
Oregon Scientific Handheld Weather Forecaster
In what could be described as something that looks like a MyFi but without the XM, Oregon Scientific’s Handheld Weather Forecaster and Alarm clock makes going outside to see if it’s raining a thing of the past (as if people did that any more anyway). For about $40 you get a handheld device that displays…