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The Best Worst Photos of Megaupload's Kim Dotcom

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Kim Schmitz aka Kimble aka Kim Dotcom. He was born in Kiel, Germany. According to the feds, he has done many bad things. But who was Kim the man, really? Was he a monster? A gangster? A misunderstood genius perhaps?

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These images are better than any biography. So, without further ado, witness Kim Dot Il in unharnessed action. Enjoy.

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He ate.

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He used his thumbs.

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He tried to eat Bruce Willis.

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He jumped on beaches.

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He pointed at girls in bikinis while simultaneously pointing at yachts.

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He held guns.

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He covered himself with alive female humans.

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He hung out with three girls.

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He watched movies on a portable DVD player.

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He jacuzzied fully dressed with several males and one female in bikini.

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He hammer-timed on the beach.

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He hammer-timed on a yacht.

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He threw parties with dancing engineers and software developers.

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He did good steak impressions.

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He hunted some ducks.

He drove cars.

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He gave thumbs up to magazines with naked girl photos on them.

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His lived in a $30 million estate in New Zealand.

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He talked on the phone by blue sport cars.

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He bathed with balloons.

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He drank juice on planes.

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He hung out on planes.

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He bathed in foam.

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He bathed in a lot of foam.

He liked music.

Found more good photos of the King Kim? Please send them to me using the mail below.

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Brent Rose

He's a meme's dream. Get to work, internet!