It's a monster! It's a bike! It's monsterbike! And it can destroy any bicycles that it encounters. And most cars too. [LikeCool]
Joke # 1: "On your left.. I mean, uuh, on anything I want!"
Joke # 2: I see he's kept it light by not painting it. Paint weighs, man.
Joke # 3: Damn bike messengers. Zipping around the city with no regard for traffic laws.
Joke # 4: Does it come with a carbon frame? I'm willing to pay for performance.
Joke # 5: Some people will do anything to avoid pinch flats.
Joke # 6: Hey, no suspension! Very retro!
Joke # 7: Still makes more sense than the old Trek URT bikes. BAH hah hah!
Joke # 8: That head tube angle looks pretty steep. It may be a little twitchy at speed.
Joke # 9: Front tire pressure is, umm, let's see... what's the weather report say?
Joke # 10: "Smithers, bring me my riding spectacles and my steampunk tractor tire. I feel like a toddle around town."