Thousands of years of clothing technology have culminated to this one moment, a critical crossroads of fabric and fapping.
The Centerfold T-Shirt, available soon for $30, displays Miss April in 1/4 splendor—that is, until you undo two buttons to spew forth a tapestry of nudity fit for a king (or just a person with very little taste and/or restraint). Available soon in a limited edition run of just 100 shirts, it's hard to remember the status of fashion before this watershed moment in textiles—admittedly because we hadn't been paying this close of attention. [Owltooth (NSFW) via Fashionably Geek (NSFW)]
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