The First Fate of the Furious Trailer Promises Big Men, Bigger Cars and Really Bad Hair

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“Did you ever think you’d betray your family the way you did today?” the villainous Cipher—played by Charlize Theron with extremely questionable white braids, which verge on dreads—asks Vin Diesel in the first trailer for The Fate of the Furious a.k.a. Fast and Furious 8.

The latest in the franchise promises more fantastical car wrecks, Vin Diesel gone totally rogue, guns, many more shiny bald men, guns, dancing girls with butts, guns, Charlize Theron pressing high tech buttons to make explosions, guns, death, and more guns. Also, Tyrese sports some sweet camo and Vin Diesel and white lady braids smooch.

Eve Peyser was the night editor at Gizmodo.



I need to catch up with these films, I tapped out at Tokyo Drift but it looks like they’ve transformed into something else entirely now.

I just wish the viewing order didn’t require research... I miss movies with numbers in.