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The USB Thumb Drive Bracelet: Pure Class, Baby

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OK, who gave Brando the rhinestones?

With Valentine's Day a little over a month away, we're all scratching our heads as to how to get our loved ones jewelry that we can actually play with. Luckily, the $33 USB Thumb Drive Bracelet showed up just in time to ship from overseas. Hiding a discreet 8GB of fold-out USB flash storage behind two dazzling lines of glued-on "decorative crystals," your girlfriend will just think you're cheap. But you'll know the truth.

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(Well, you are cheap, and the bracelet has a hidden USB drive). [Brando]

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They will BLING anything wont they......I blame Paris Hiltion for this travesty. But your GirlGeekFriend a bracelet and/or a drive, but dont combo them, its just Tack.