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These Cute Dogs Are Not Alive—They Are Freeze-Dried

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Check out these dogs! They would be so cute—if they weren't freeze-dried. Yes, these dogs are dead, but there are some nutters who think it's a great idea to freeze-dry them so they can hang around their homes.

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Freeze-drying your pet seems to be the new rage, if you are sightly mentally disturbed, I suppose. It is not a new process. Also called lyophilization or cryodesiccation, freeze-drying is a dehydration process. Usually, you apply it to food. You know, so astronauts can eat strawberries in space. It works by freezing and reducing the pressure at the same time. That way, the water goes directly from solid phase to gas phase. The process is designed to preserve any organic matter, avoiding decay.

According to Amy Finkel talking to the New York Times, people do this because they seek comfort:

People are just just doing what offers them comfort. A lot of Mike's [the owner of Mac's Taxidermy and Freeze-Dry] customers feel they've cheated death in some way.

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Illustration for article titled These Cute Dogs Are Not Alive—They Are Freeze-Dried

Well, Mike's customers clearly need to become customers of other fine establishments. Establishments with padded rooms and free straight jackets. I just can't imagine myself freeze-drying my dogs, precisely because I love them and they would just be a sad empty furred carcass.

But whatever. Who am I to judge sad, deranged pet owners. I'd probably freeze-dry Matt Buchanan one day, and have him around the house, changing his pose every day. Matt playing Xbox games. Matt tinkering with the latest iPad. Matt preparing gourmet coffee. It will be fun, Matt! FOREVER YOUNG. And dry.

Illustration for article titled These Cute Dogs Are Not Alive—They Are Freeze-Dried
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Learn more about pet lovers and freeze-drying at the [New York Times]

Disclaimer: Anna Jane Grossman—who wrote the NYT article—is a Gizmodo contributor. Anna Jane is also the author of The Dogs, a blog dedicated to dogs (you guessed it) and other animals.

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Images by Taxidermyandfreezedrying.com and Furever Film.


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Mister_Roboto
Mister_Roboto

sweet jesus, that one in the main pic, standing in the back... that's the shit of nightmares.