You might think that peephole on your front door gives you the upper hand when it comes to ignoring unwanted visitors, but to the person on the other side of the door it's obvious you're watching them. You can make it slightly less obvious, though, with this faux Victorian-era portrait that cleverly camouflages your front door's peephole. Or at least, just as obvious but way more creepy.
Unwanted solicitors, Girl Scouts, and process servers will be too busy taking in this fine piece of painted art to notice you staring at them through the Duke's clever hollowed-out left eye. And for just $30 it will also bring a touch of class to the hallway outside your apartment. [Fancy]
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DISCUSSION
Yes because no one would ever guess that you own the only front door in the city without a peephole. And no one has ever seen a movie or cartoon where they use a painting like this. And no one would ask themselves, "why did he hang a painting on his front door?"
I get the joke factor. I get the amusment factor. But please don't try to pass this off as some steathly way to hide your peephole. It's insulting. At least you didn't cross post it to lifehacker. I'll give you credit for that.