This week, I did a roundup of some of the best government Instagram accounts, but as several readers pointed out, I neglected to mention one very special Insta-goldmine: The TSA. We covered this treasure trove in its early days, but it’s such a gem we thought you deserved a reminder.
There is no better place than the Transportation Security Administration’s social media to stay up on all the hilarious and frightening shit your fellow human beings are trying to sneak onto planes. Cocaine-concealing Red Bull cans. Batman throwing knives. Live smoke grenades. Sad exotic wildlife wrapped in socks. All, of course, packaged in Amaro, Valencia, and X-Pro, by the one TSA employee who definitely totally loves his job.
Let’s have a peek.
Inert tank projectiles still make great bludgeons
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The M1 chip delivers 3.5x faster performance than the previous generation all while using way less power. Get up to 18 hours of battery life.
Some people should be quarantined
Klingon meet up?
Sorry Frodo not in the carry-on
I really hope a security guard is using these now
such skill many alert very help
Right because human skulls just ‘show up’ in there
I’m about to open some fucking windows
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