The only thing more terrifying that a raptor tearing through your office building is a raptor tearing through your office building while outfitted in next-generation military tactical gear. (Because lord knows dual scythe-like killing claws aren’t gonna cut it in the 21st century, amirite?)
https://gizmodo.com/this-terrifying-raptor-chase-is-the-most-traumatic-pran-1210483692
https://gizmodo.com/recently-discovered-species-of-raptor-validates-the-fea-5841542
Via the outfitters at Blue Force Gear, whose “Tactical Raptor” has been making the rounds at recent trade shows:
The Tactical Dino is equipped with the world’s most advanced load carriage solution. The ultralight, raptor-tough gear carries the necessary navigation and telemetric equipment in a low bulk, fluid setup that does not hinder slashing, gnawing, and mauling.
How viciously practical. Would love one for the office. (We’ll even forgive the lack of plumage.)
https://gizmodo.com/paleontologists-now-say-all-dinosaurs-probably-had-feat-5923231
https://gizmodo.com/can-dinosaurs-still-be-badass-with-feathers-5937677
[Tactical Dino via Geekosystem]
