This "Tactical Raptor" is pretty badass, even without feathers

We may earn a commission from links on this page.

The only thing more terrifying that a raptor tearing through your office building is a raptor tearing through your office building while outfitted in next-generation military tactical gear. (Because lord knows dual scythe-like killing claws aren't gonna cut it in the 21st century, amirite?)

Advertisement

Via the outfitters at Blue Force Gear, whose "Tactical Raptor" has been making the rounds at recent trade shows:

The Tactical Dino is equipped with the world's most advanced load carriage solution. The ultralight, raptor-tough gear carries the necessary navigation and telemetric equipment in a low bulk, fluid setup that does not hinder slashing, gnawing, and mauling.

Advertisement
Advertisement

How viciously practical. Would love one for the office. (We'll even forgive the lack of plumage.)

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement

[Tactical Dino via Geekosystem]