This uncomfortable exoskeleton makes you feel 75 years old

If you thought the Mommy Tummy pregnancy simulator was hilarious, try this exoskeleton on for size. This is AGNES (Age Gain Now Empathy System), a suit by MIT's AgeLab that simulates what it's like to be in your mid-seventies. It's not recommended for fisticuffs with xenomorphs.


Here's a list of AGNES' bells and whistles:

Knee and Elbow- Braces limit knee and elbow joint mobility, simulating joint stiffness, increased muscular fatigue, and slowed movements.

Arms- Bands that connect the arm and waist reduce joint mobility in the shoulders, making it harder to reach above shoulder height.

Legs- Straps attached to the harness and shoes decrease hamstring flexibility and shortens gait, promoting slower, shorter, leg movements while walking.

Spine- The helmet and band attachments simulate spinal compression and limit spinal rotation, giving the wearer a sense of curving of the spine that occurs with aging.

Neck- A neck brace reduces cervical spine rotation and extension, simulating increased stiffness and causing the turning of one's head to be a full torso movement.

Eyes- Yellow glasses simulate the natural yellowing of eyes, making it difficult to see contrast and small print, as well as difficulty seeing in low light.

Ears- Earplugs simulate difficulty with high pitched sounds and soft tones.

Balance- Custom shoes simulate the changes in our musco-skeletal system and inner ear that occurs with age, causing imbalance and giving us a feeling of uncertainty with each step.

Hands- Gloves and braces simulate the reduced tactile sensation as well as decreased wrist strength and mobility.

I plan on wearing an AGNES suit every day from here on in. When I finally hit 75, I will shed my exoskeleton like a cocoon and become the living god of senior citizens, spending my days caber-tossing whippersnappers off my lawn.

[MIT via Geekosystem]



Corpore Metal

This is mildly interesting. What I'm more interested in is what kind of research is being done to cure aging.