If you’re unfortunate enough in life to have to have some sort of medical device, like a prothesis, or a tracheal cannula, let’s say, the best thing you can probably do is try to squeeze all the use of it you can muster. Like, say, modding your Montgomery-brand trach into a 5 into “tracheal cannon,” then putting up a webpage documenting your adventures in blowing out candles from six feet away with your throat. Then dress it up like a reindeer.
Oh wait, am I writing this all as a hypothetical? Excuse me, I meant to say someone has already done all of this and more, at the follow internet location. (Safe for work, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t sort of disturbing.) (Thanks, El Infernauta!)
Read – The Ligher [sic] Side of Trach Life [Home.ATT/%7Ejnozum via SensibleErection]
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