If you're like me, there is urine all over your house. You know how crazy life can get, what with trying to juggle a career, a social life and a family. Sometimes you just don't know where that pee will end up! For a guy on the go like me, there's Urine-Off. It's spray that gets rid of pesky piss from wherever you spray it. It also comes with a helpful black light to help you find those "party stains," as they're known in my household. Finally, you can stop feeling guilty about peeing all over the place! It's a weight off my shoulders, let me tell you. Don't wait, buy yours today! [Product Page via NerdApproved]
@92BuickLeSabre: If that were the case, it'd need to come in aerosol form.
This sounds like a companion product for Va-poo-rize, and that didn't turn out too well itself.
@carmen89: If you were to ever stand on the trading floor of the NYSE, you hear lots of scrunching noises. That's right. They're all wearing pampers.