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USB Pole Dancer Available For Pre-order

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Remember when we showed you the USB Pole Dancer that was notable because it got ass-canned from Marks & Spencer? It's actually available now online from Boys Stuff over in the UK. Thanks to the notoriety, Boys Stuff can charge £29.95 ($53) instead of the original £19.50.

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In any case, you can order the 8-inch gyrating sex-machine with an expected delivery date of 12/20, which is just in time for wrapping to give to old grandma WesterChesterShireTonAbbyBurrHam for Christmas.

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Product Page [Boys Stuff via Tech Digest]

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priznat-old
priznat

Check out the Youtubeness:

Sadly, I am underwhelmed. She doesnt even do the upsidedown splits! Perhaps we can hope for v2..