Remember when we showed you the USB Pole Dancer that was notable because it got ass-canned from Marks & Spencer? It's actually available now online from Boys Stuff over in the UK. Thanks to the notoriety, Boys Stuff can charge £29.95 ($53) instead of the original £19.50.
In any case, you can order the 8-inch gyrating sex-machine with an expected delivery date of 12/20, which is just in time for wrapping to give to old grandma WesterChesterShireTonAbbyBurrHam for Christmas.
Product Page [Boys Stuff via Tech Digest]