Watch Microsoft's Xbox One E3 Keynote Right Here, Right Now

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In just a short while, Microsoft is going to take the lid off of its remaining Xbox One secrets. While we've already gotten an in-depth look at the hardware, there's no telling what kind of game and Xbox Live goodies are in store. Fortunately, you can watch it all unfold right here, starting at 12:30 EDT/9:30PDT.

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So what else can MS add that'll make the console sound worse?

* Must murder and eat a baby before startup

* Mandatory rape of small animals to maintain XBox Live Gold status

* Startup screen sound now consists of "Fuck all jews, blacks, and japs and wetbacks!"

* Runs windows 8