Who loves getting crazy on Friday nights? Awww yeah, I see you in the back, dusting your trilobite collection, you’re the real rawness. Who loves getting fucked up and looking at SHALE? Everybody’s raising their hands — yeah, that’s necessary. For those motherfuckers who plan on getting so maniac tonight you’ll believe stegosauruses can fly, we have Charlotte Diamond’s 1989 club heater “Dicky Dicky Dinosaur.”
https://gizmodo.com/in-the-1920s-stegosaurus-had-the-ability-to-fly-like-a-5916003
This shit was both a Parents’ Choice Honors Award winner AND a Canadian Juno Award nominee. She’s not fucking around! This woman’s making theraspids go extinct for laughs! I’m getting chills just thinking about it! She’s a monster! Definitely mash this up with The Kelly Family’s “Fell In Love With An Alien” on your next mixtape.
https://gizmodo.com/is-this-the-strangest-folk-song-ever-written-about-inte-5790592
UPDATE: Charlotte met a SASQUATCH? SHE PUTS THE “TOTALLY PRO” IN “TOTALLY PROLIFIC.” (Hat tip to Whormongr.)
[Via Dangerous Minds]
