Winter has officially arrived (just look at Buffalo) which means it's once again time to battle through streets clogged legions of holiday shoppers wielding eye-poking, rain-dribbling umbrellas. But one man believes he has found the perfect solution to staying dry in the wet: fancy pants.
Dan Bransfield's case against umbrellas is a surprisingly strong one. They're laughably ineffective, obtrusive, messy, and unreliable. But are hyper-hydrophobic leggings and a smug sense of self-satisfaction really the best defense against Winter's fury? Find out in A Case Against Umbrellas. [Bold Italic]