The Sookie Monster Burger is the Southern equivalent of the Asian ramen burger: Instead of ramen as buns, it uses pan-fried pimento cheese grits. Inside: "Heirloom tomato, a Louisiana hot link sausage patty, cajun spiced shrimp, smoked jalapeƱo, and a Sazerac roux."

I just can't take this Pornburger dude anymore.

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