Just when Blockbuster had blacklisted me for never rewinding, this genius company has released a gadget that will solve all of my problems. The DVD rewinder will rewind DVDs. The Centripetal Velocity Spindle will ensure that you are never charged for forgetting to rewind.
This is absolutely real, and honestly it would make a good gag gift for that DVD collector. Then you two can roflmaonade all the way to the moon, or something. Twenty bones.
