Dual screen laptops are nothing more than a novelty. But I mean, what a novelty!
Onkyo's DX laptop features two, 10.1-inch screens, both of which run at a respectable 1,366×768 resolution. They're complemented by a 1.6GHz Athlon processor, 2GB of RAM, ATI Radeon HD 3200 graphics, 320GB hard drive and Bluetooth/Wi-Fi n. It's preloaded with Windows 7.
(Yes, the astute among you will notice that this laptop looks quite familiar, but under the Onkyo brand, we've seen the best price to performance ratio yet.)
Of course, you'll need to import the DX to own one, but for $960, you can almost justify the tacky extravagance.