Women have posted surprisingly racy status updates lately "I like it on the kitchen floor." "I like it on the couch." They're talking about where they keep their purses, a viral campaign for breast cancer awareness. Could men help, too?

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In a show of solidarity with these tantalizing if ultimately completely annoying messages, I am offering up my own status message for guys—or even just women who don't carry purses—who want to offer their support.

I would tell you what I am keeping on your tits, ladies, but the mystery is half of this message's appeal.

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Save a tit. Support breast cancer research. [Komen.org]