Autobot Transformer Ukulele Does Not Turn Into a Fire Truck

Holy Optimus Prime this is one gorgeous instrument, and not just because it's shaped like the seal of the Autobots. What better way to celebrate the future of mechanical warfare than with a made-to-order ukulele.

We have Etsy maker Paul Celentano to thank for this $550 meta masterpiece. How does the Transformers theme sound when played on a a hand-carved maple ukulele? Probably really bad! Celentano implies that he can put more than four strings on this baby, so maybe hop on the waiting list and see if he'll make you a guitar. Hurry up, before the Decepticons catch wind of his operation. I hear Megatron always wanted his likeness recreated in fine wood. [Etsy via Cool Material]